- Me: I'd like a Coke.
- Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
- Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
- Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
Never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt.
—Penny Lane, Almost Famous (via words-and-coffee)
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood